: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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