theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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