She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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