i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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