The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Will exercising make me less horny?
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