haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
