New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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