yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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