i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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