windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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