One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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