No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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