chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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