I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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