with your own penis?
did you get engaged???
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So many bounce houses so little time
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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