Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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