She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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