Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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