No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Randomize
