i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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