I just made out with a guy for $7.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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