Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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