i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Threesome in a minivan. New low
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
