Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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