Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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