As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So many bounce houses so little time
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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