Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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