Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There r osticjed everywhere
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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