I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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