Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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