why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My balls are so social today.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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