Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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