why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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