I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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