Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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