yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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