Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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