He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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