so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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