Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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