Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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