You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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