thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
