I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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