I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
