Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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