You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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