this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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