I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
There are leaves in my underwear?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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