I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
